Bollywood Dialogues by Food Freaks for Foodies
It was just one of those day on our Gurgaon chapter Facebook Group, where we were having a fun contest by tweaking famous Bollywood dialogues and giving them a foodie twist. Our members pleasantly surprised us by coming up with so many rib tickling lines that we were forced to make a post out of…
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It was just one of those day on our Gurgaon chapter Facebook Group, where we were having a fun contest by tweaking famous Bollywood dialogues and giving them a foodie twist. Our members pleasantly surprised us by coming up with so many rib tickling lines that we were forced to make a post out of it. There were 5 winners who won a meal voucher by Curry Haus. Guess who all?
- Himanshu Arora
Tumhaarey paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, bank balance hai……par mere paas Sitaram Diwanchand ka bhatura hai
- Nalin Jha
Egg-xactly
- Aditi Malhotra
Curry master gogo……aaya hoon kuch toh khila ke jaaoonga
- Pawan Soni
Kutte main tera soup pee jaunga
- Anjum Kapur
Derh ghante ki waiting…..?? Bachche ki jaan loge kya??
6. Gaurav Mandhyan
Basanti…..in kutton ko idly vada mat khilana
- Nalin Jha
Jab main bhookha hoon tab main khata hoon….jab main bhookha nahi hoon, tab main definitely khata hoon!
Paavani Bishnoi
Ek baar food ki commitment kar di to main diet ki bhi nahi sunta
- Gaurav Mandhyan
Beta soya bean rehne do. Tumse chicken wala taste naa ho payega.
- Gaurav Kapur
Hum angrezon kay zamaaney kay foodie hain !
- Anjum Kapur
Maggi waapas aa gaya?? Aaall izzz well!!!
- Nalin Jha
Pitcher abhi baaki hai mere dost
13. Paavani Bishnoi
Ek baat main samajh gaya hoon, khana aur accha khana aapko kahi bhi le ja sakta hai
- Rajiv Chandhok
Chal Geeta Curry Haus kaa Dangal hai
- Lola Kuttiamma
Mera baap chor hai ( in Malayalam chor is rice)
- Sanju Aneja
Ye bhatura mujhe de do thakur
- Rajat Kumar
Ek goli daali paanch ghar khali, mathe per laga li aur goli chala li! Jhakaas curryhous
- Kevin Godinho
Cook to Ambasari Owner….sardarji …maine aapka namak khaya hai….sardar ab bhajia kha
- Sumit Pal
Mere paas burger hai….pizza hai….sandwich hai…..tumhare pass kya hai…..mere paas kee (maa) hai!
- Nitin Verma
Chaddha samjhao isse….yeh raw chicken bazaar mein bahut milta hai…par isko flavourful banane ki recipe curryhaus apne saath leke paida hota hai.
- Rajat Khare
Mr Bachchan to restaurant staff, waiting for his order to be served ” Tum log yahan wahan ghoom rahe ho aur main tumhara yahan intezaar kar raha hoon”
- Khurafati Nitin
Jaani yeh mooli ke paraanthe hain, koi bachon ke khaane ki cheez nahi , zyada khaao toh…..nikal jaata hai!
- Himanshu Chaturvedi
Kebabs ho to curryhaus jaise hon, warna na ho.
- Bakul Sarna
Jao us aadmi ka sign lekar aao jisne yeh dish banai hai…
- Neetu Vashishth
Kitne winners hain sambha
- Sujatha Murthy Chakraborty
Thappad se darr nahi lagta saab, bhookh se darr lagta hai!
- Himanshu Chaturvedi
Kya baat karte hain Munshiji
Humaari zindagi ki tamboo teen bamboo pe khada hai. Paneer…dal aur naan. Ek bhi bamboo hatayenge to hamara tamboo ukhad jayega..!
- Sanju Aneja
Jis din mein koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na Mathur….mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai… uss din mein butter chicken khaata hoon.
- Nitin Verma
Rishte mein to hum omlette ke baap lagte hain….naam hai butter chicken.
- Ishmeet Singh Kapoor
Kuttey kameene….main tera butter chicken kha jaaunga
- Swati Garg
Sweet dish abhi baaki hai mere dost
- Ca Sanjay Sardana
When waiter brings ur order and you ask in Sholay style…..kya laye ho dholiya and he says Butter Chicken laya hoon sahab
- Shuchi Mehrotra Maingi
Jab log tumhe khaana offer na karein, toh samjho kee tum mote ho rahe ho ( ref Guru Movie)
- Namrata Verma Kalia
This isn’t bollywood but i guess one of our first memories on tv…..
” Ek freaky…..anek freakiyan
Ek foody….anek foodiyan
- Neetu Vashishth
Hum sab gurgaonfoodfreak ki kathputliyan hain jinki dor pawansoni ki ungliyon se bandhi hui hai. Kab kaun curryhaus coupon jeetega koi nahin bata sakta
- Neetu Vashishth
Jali ko aag kehte hain, bhuji ko raakh kehte hain, jis se food delivery mangao usse curryhaus kehte hain
- Neetu Vashishth
Jinke ghar mehmaan aate hain, woh curryhaus se order karte hain. “Original” jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain, woh batti bujha ke kapde badalte hai
- Neetu Vashishth
Pushpa, i hate tears (cutting onions) …. curryhaus order kar dalo
Namrata Verma Kalia
” Bahut ho gayi dieting…..ab langar hoga”
- Neetu Vashishth
” Main aaj bhi khana nahi banata….thanks to curryhaus
- Neetu Vashishth
” I can talk curryhaus i can walk curryhaus i can run curryhaus, because Gurgaon Food Freak is a very phunny group….
- Anjali Wadhwani
Zindagi ka maza to sharab mein hai
- Monica Khattar
Aree o samba ….kitni dishes order kiye the re… sardar teen dishes order kari thee curryhaus se aur teeno ki teeno dishes bahut tasty thee
- Neetu Vashishth
Mere haato se curryhaus ki food delivery na cheeniye shehzaade…..main marr jaungi
- Neetu Vashishth
Chicken butter chicken hota hai lemon chicken hota hai, boneless chicken hota hai…..aur jab woh kuch nahi hota, toh bhi chicken hota hai….
- Neetu Vashishth
Babuji ne kaha paratha chhod do…sab ne kaha oily food chod do….paro ne kaha junk food chhod do…..aaj tumne keh diya curryhaus chod do…..ek din aayega jab woh kahenge, khana hi chhod do…..
- Shuchi Mehrotra Maingi
Crime master gogo hoon, aaya hoon toh kuch khaake peeke jaaonga
- Mukesh Katotra
Dessert abhi baaki hai mere dost
- Neetu Vashishth
Kaun kambakht pet bharne ke liye khata hai…..hum toh khate hai ki yahan par biwi ke khaane ko bhool sake
- Deepa Joshi
Desserts abhi baaki hai mere dost
- Namrata Verma Kalia
” Aaj mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, paisa hai …. tumhare pass kya hai?
Mere pass …. mere paas curry haus ka number hai !”
- Deepa Joshi
Ja Simran ja pi le apni beer (Cyberhub is wet again)
- Neetu Vashishth
Now we know Kattapa ne Bahubali ko chole bhature ke liye maara
- Meenakshi Kaul Vaishnavi
Khane ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…..har foodie ka khwab hota hai achha khana
- Rohit Bakshi
Mausi ji … khana curryhaus se hi mangana…..nahi to sosssiide….
- Kavita Kakkar
Mana ho tum ( chicken) behad lazeez
Aise bure hum bhee nahee
Serve karo hamko bhi pyar se
Darte ho kyun mujh daal se
- Ritu Gupta
Khana hai to hum hai
Hum hai to sab kuch hai
Nahi to kuch nahi, kuch bhi nahi !!
- Kavita Kakkar
Pusshhhpaa! I hate tears…
Mujhse yeh aansoo nahi dekhe jaatey…
Pyaaz mat kaato pushpaaa..!
- Shetall S Khanna
Restra sirf teen cheezo ke wajah se chalta hai…..food, food aur food
- Pooja Chourasia
Whenever i see corn, ” hum apke hai corn?”
“Arey o sambhar, kitni idli thi?
- Namrata Verma Kalia
” bhookha main hoon! Haus idhar hai” ( andaz apna apna)
- Shetall S Khanna
Food toh food hota hai…..chhora khave ya chhori
- Namrata Verma Kalia
” Hunger master bhookho naam hai mera! Chicken kha ke botiyon se khelta hoon main!
- Meghaz Mehra
Kuttay main tera juice pee jaunga
- Shetall S Khanna
All is food….all is food
- Meghaz Mehra
Basanti in bookhon ke saamne mat khaana
- Shetall S Khanna
I am just hungry common man waiting for food on my plate
- Meghaz Mehra
Ek chutki namkeen ki keemat tum kya jaano Pawan babu
- Shetall S Khanna
Joh main khati hoon woh main bahut khati hoon ….joh main nahi khati woh main definitely try karti hoon
- Shetall S Khanna
Saara shehar mujhe foodie ke naam se janta hai
- Namrata Verma Kalia
Don’t underestimate the power of a hungry man.
- Sammy Chanda
‘Zindagi’ is dal chawal for pachaas saal till u die….arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kebab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah? Ha toh curryhaus ko phone laga na!
- Parul Garg
Kaun banaay hai ye lajwaab dish…..ye haath humko dede re chef….muaaaah
- Ashwani Phillip
Naan badi hone chaiye lambi nahi….pushpa i hate beer
- Arnab Bhattacharya
Garam kutte, main tera bun kha jaaonga
- Vanita Kaushal Agrawal
When i win, food freaks coming….Pranksters coming, food trucks going crazy….And me in the restaurant food ordering and tasting and tasting and tasting and tasting
- Shreya Bhardwaj Pilani
Tasty curry khuli tijori ki tarah hoti hai, use Gurgaon ki badnaam galiyon mein akele nai ghoomna chahiye
- Pooja Bagga
From Seeta aur Geeta, self dedicated
Manorama – ( rolling eyes cunningly) ” neechay aaja beti”!
Hema ji – upar aaja moti!
- Anshu Upadhyay
Har ek niwale pe kehne ko ji chahta hai Subhan Allah
- Namrata Chauhan
Achar Sada nahi……achar sadtey nahi
- Sapna Karnwaludaiwal
Dietician kehta hai aloo chor do, pati kehta hai ghee chor do, dil karta hai main in sab ko chor du aur food se rishta jod lu
- Sapna Karnwaludaiwal
Motape se darr lagta hai saheb, khane se nahi
- Namrata Chauhan
Haar ke jeetney wale ko masala papad kehte hain!
- Namrata Chauhan
Arey (raj) maa kasam maine ek bhi google nahi kiya
- Rakhi Mehra
Rishtey mein hum phalon ke baap lagte hain…..naam hai aam
- Mahima Bareja
Haaye haaye lajo.. mera saara khana khaa gayi
- Rahul Jindal
20 rs ke choley bhature khane ki aukaat nahi aur cyber hub mein dinner ki baat karte ho ( gadar)
- Rohit Bakshi
Yeh dhai kilo ki raan jab tandoori ho ke nikalti hai, toh aadmi uth ta nahi, kha ke dhair ho jaata hai
- Ritika Chehal
Acha khana khuli tijori hota hai….jisko mile loot lo
- Rohit Bakshi
Apun ko toh chahiye din garam tiffin, shaam ko tikka, raat ko biryani aur neend aa jaye….ae ganpat chal curryhaus ko phone laga
- Rahul Jindal
Basanti, in kutoo k samne daroo mat peena
- Simarjeet Singh Setia
Main ye curry na khau ye ho nahi sakta aur tum mujhe curry na do ye main hone nahi dunga
- Sneha Saikia
Halat dekhi hai apni? Saala adrak ki tarah ho gaya hai yeh admi. Kaheen se bhi badh jata hai
- Simarjeet Singh Setia
Hum jaha khade hote hai khana wahi se shuru hota hai
- Rohit Choudhary
Ye kambakht duniya kehti hai curry chodo or boti pe dhyaan do…. inhe kya pata jo swaad curry deti hai woh boti mein kaha
Aman Chadha
Sari duniya mujhe naan ke naam se janti hai
- Aman Chadha
Saari duniya mujhe raan ke naam se janti hai
- Rohit Choudhary
Curryhaus me jaake itnaaa khaooo ki fir samajh hi na aaye ki ab saas kaha se liya jaaye
- Aman Chadha
Tumhara naam kya hai basantea
- Jayashree Dasgupta Sethi in Bengali
Jodi tor daak shune keyu naa aashe tobey ekla khao re!
- Kavita Kakkar
Aaj phir plate main curry hi hai…
Chicken tangdi aur keeme ki….kami si hai
- Namrata Chauhan
Jo main kehta hu wo main khata hu aur jo nahi kehta wo main definitely pyar se khilata hu
- Kanika Bharara
Itni shiddat se tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai … curryhaus ne akhir phir humein milane ki koshish hai!! Ae chicken curry sach mein saari kaainat ne tujhse milane ki koshish hai!!!
- Namrata Chauhan
Pistey mein to saare carbs hotey hai…..badaam hai shahenshah
- PS bedi
Jahanpanna tofu kabool karo!!!
- Vanita Kaushal Agrawal
Khamosh….khana aa gaya….par food freak winner nahi aaya….prankster ko kehna ki food freak aya tha
- Namrata Chauhan
Bhindi bhari honi chahiye …. kati nahi
- Ps bedi
Maa kasam main tera mango juice pee jaunga
- Kavita Kakkar
Mona darrrrling
Saara shehar humein barbecued honey glazed ‘sirloin’ ke naam se jaanta hai!!! Aur ye dish tum bhoolna nahi
- Namrata Chauhan
Biryani bland hai….doguna salaan bharna hoga
- Kavita Kakkar
Aayengey….mere liye channe aayenge, mere rajmah chawal bhi aayenge, 40 mins ki express delivery se aayenge , late hue toh kuch % discount bhi dilayengey
- Yogesh Manchanda
Butter chicken, inn bin bulaye guest ke saamne mat janaa
- Yogesh Manchanda
Biryani mai hoon, leg piece idhar hai
- Namrata Chauhan
Aapke kebab chakhe…bade swad hain….inhe hari chatni ke saath parosiyega maze aa jayenge
- Ps Bedi
Yeh butter chicken hamka dede thakur
- Ps Bedi
Janeman janeman tere do chole bhature …. leke gaye mera dil!!!
- Rinku Singh
Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala is contest ne
- Ps Bedi
Kitne laddu the….phir bhi khali haat aagaye. . Dishoom
- Renu Dheer
Aaj toh curryhaus ke charche har zubaan per…..sab ko maloom hai aur sabko khabar ho gayee….
- Rinku Singh
Joh log burre time mein vada pav khate hai….wog achche time mein bada bhav khate hai
- Neelam Munjal
Nandoo ( curry haus) sabka bandhu aoee
- Shuchi Mehrotra Maingi
Humne thodi see dieting kya kari , aapne toh salad hee khila diya
- Rajat Pasricha
Aa bhi ja, aa bhi ja….aye khana aa bhi ja…..kitchen ko kar vida….aye khana aa bhi ja
- Rajiv Chandhok
Jab life ho out of control makhan daal ke bol….dal is swell
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Mere dil mein gulabjamun ko panah mil jaye, tere taste me meri jaan fana ho jaye
- Namrata Chauhan
Inaam ka intezaar to poori team kar rahi hai….aur curryhaus ko impress karna mushkil hai namumkin nahi
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Agar ye puri pak gayi hai toh zarur paltegi…..palat…palat…palat
- Aman Chadha
Dil chick chick karne laga
- Aman Chadha
Do chutki mirch ki tum kya jano babu moshaye
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
O steamed momos, koi pyar kare toh tumse kare, tum kaise ho waise kare, koi tumhe fry karke pyar kare toh wo pyar nahi sauda kare aur sahiba pyar me sauda nahi hota
- Namrata Chauhan
Mujh pe ek ehsaan karna….chawal ke bina rajma mat serve karna
- Rinku Singh
Saala itna pressure, itna pressure….cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main….tarkari pak rahi hai andar. Agar ye contest jeet jau to chicken bhi mil jaye khane ko
- Nidhi Sharma
Tu jahan jahan rahega, mera saaya saath hoga, mere humdum…mere rajma chawal
- Renu Dheer
Khilte hain food freak yahan… khulke khane peene ko…..
- Yogesh Manchanda
Tu kya pakaoge yeh mutton qorma manu sharma, gosht pani chodh raha hai, adrak ho gaya hai yeh mutton kahi se bhi badh raha hai
- Kajal Kamal
Maine kon sa expect-hich kiya hai…jo pede ko curryhaus jaisa rasmalai milega
- Sarah Rehman
Rab raakhe bhaajiya, kha sake na koi
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Restaurants sirf teen cheezon ki wajah se chalte hain, tasty food, more tasty food and even more tasty food
- Shabina Qureshi
Aaj dinner mein roasted chicken banega. Ye mera wachan hai aur mera wachan hi mera shaasan hai….
- Sarah Rehman
Yeh bheja bheja kya hai (yeh teja teja)
- Aman Chadha
I can’t live without you raj…..mah
- Sarah Rehman
Yeh pet haaye, baithe bithaye cravings karaye haan ( jab we met)
- Sabina Achtani
Main tenu samjhawan ki… bina kukkad aur butter naan ke bina lagta nahin jee….tu ki jaane mere pyar daal makani ke liye.. main karo din raat khane ke intezaar
- Renu Dheer
Khaane mein dooba main nikamma ho gaya… main toh awayin awayin awayin awayin lut gayaa…
- Kajal Kamal
Kon kambakht ghaas foos ke liye jeeta hai….hum toh jeetay hain ki chicken, mutton aur fish ki zindagi ko wajeh mil jaye
- Namrata Chauhan
Bill se darr nahi lagta sahab….service charge se lagta hai…
- Kajal Kamal
Knife par gire apple, apple par gire knife. Sala order nahi aa raha hai…..kabse momos ki bhookhi hai meri life
- Rinku Singh
Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai….aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh ashiq marta hai aur jab pizza delivery late ho jaye to restaurant discount dene se darta hai
- Namrata Chauhan
Yahan se pachas pachas kos door….agar kahin chiken pakta hai toh restaurant malik kehta hai… jaldi serve karo warna food freaks kha jayenge
- Aman Chadha
Aao kabhi haweli pe ( dialogue when food gets late)
- Kavita Kakkar
Aaja shaam hone ayi botal ne li angdai .. to kis baat ki hai ladai tu chal. Main chakhna layi… oh yeah!! O chal .. ice bhi layi .. come fast baby!!
- Lakshya Bharadwaj
Babuji ne kaha sharaab chhor do, maa ne kaha chicken chettinad chhor do aur paaro ne kaha mere liye curryhaus ka thoda sa kabaab chhor do
- Kavita Bagga
When the bar is closed and i want that last drink….” Prem naam hai mera , Prem Chopra”! ….then i get kicked out
- Rinku Singh
Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha….. is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye
- Deepa Joshi
Aapke paav (bread) dekhe bade hi haseen hain inhe tave pe mat rakhiyega
- Paavani Bishnoi
Life is food. If you don’t eat fast, you will be rotten!
- Kavita Bagga
Babumoshai zuccini badi honi chahiye… lambi nahin
- Jasvinder Kaur
Ye keema nahi asaan, bas itna samajh lijiye, minced mutton ka hai dariya or kha k paar hai jana
- Deepa Joshi
Jitni cheddar ( cheese) ho utne hi paav ( bread) failane chahiye
- Rinku Singh
Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose… mera toh sab ram bharose
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Mote hone se darr nahi lagta sahab, bhuke rehne se lagta hai
- Reena Gogia Pachnanda
Aaj khaney ki zidd na karo…..
- Rinku Singh
Lagda hai meri ragon mein khoon nahi… rabri daud di hai rabri
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Momos naam hai humara momos, momos 30rs wale ( i seriously read this on a momos wala)
- Kavita Bagga
Waiting for bars to reopen at cyber hub….” tarikh, tarikh pe tarikh milti rehti hai my lord magar insaaf nahin mila…..mila to sirf yeh fresh lime soda”!
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Ek cake saala aadmi ko bhukkad bana deta hai
- Parul Shukla
Just like filmy doctors. ” ab sab chef ke haath me hai”
- Paavani Bishnoi
Roti ke bina insaan chaar hafte ji sakta hain, pani ke bina char din, aur hawa ke bina char minute, lekin yeh curryhaus bollywood dialogue contest for food freaks contest nahi jeeta toh kaise next gff contest pe umeed vapis aayegi.
- Yogesh Manchanda
Jinke khud ke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai, woh biryani batti bhuja kar banate hai
- Rinku Singh
Sambhar ka pata nahi…. lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Mere chole bhature ayenge, sunday ka rush phaad ke ayenge, lambi line cheer ke ayenge.
- Jasvinder Kaur
Tum gujarati log kitne cute hote hain, par tum logon ka khana itna khatarnaak hota hai, dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla, khakra….aisa lagta hai koi missiles hain… 3 idiots
- Vijaya Seth
Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till u die… arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav , tangdi kebab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?
- Yogesh Manchanda
Tu mujhe maar nahi sakta , tu meri rajma hai
- Vaneet Taneja
De daaru de daaru bade dinno ke baad milli hai daaru
- Paavani Bishnoi
Apple pe gire knife, i wrote so many dialogues for curryhaus bollywood dialogue for food freaks , kyon nahi karta koi like.
- Deepa Joshi
Halat dekhi hai apni adrak ho gaya hai ye aadmi kahin se bhi badha ja raha hai ( tanu weds manu returns)
- Rinku Singh
Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hai….ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge
- Paavani Bishnoi
Do waqt ki roti kamata hoon, aur panch waqt ki naamaz padta hoon taki restaurant ja sakoon aur GFF pe review likh sakoon
- Shalini Rajani
Basanti in kutton ke saamne mat pakaana , saara kha jayeinge
- Paavani Bishnoi
Main sirf khane ke liye nahi peeta, acche se kha sakon aur pacha sakon ish liye peeta hoon
- Deepa Joshi
Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hain ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge ( ye jawani hai deewani)
- Aalisha Arora
Yeh kaun sa naya food outlet hai jo maine try nai kiya? What is it ?!
- Sarah Rehman
Bhool gaya sab kuch yaad nahi ab kuch, bas yahi baat na bhooliiiiiii, mooliiiiiii.. i love you
- Paavani Bishnoi
Sharab ki bottle main agar label ki tarah chipak gaya hoon toh ishe chipkane wale aap hi ho!
- Piyalee Ghosh Mukherjee
Kaun kambakht bardasht karne ko peeta hai? Hum toh peete hain ki chakhna kha sake, mutton aur chicken chop kha sakein, fish fry and chilli fish kha sakein
- Paavani Bishnoi
Kaun kambakht bardasht karne ko peeta hain, hum toh peete hain ki tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardasht kar sake ( Devdas)
- Shuchi Mehrotra Maingi
Yeh dhai kilo ka chicken jab pakta hai, toh aadmi khada nahi -ek dum so jaata hai
- Kavita Bagga
Long waiting for chhole bhature at Nagpal …. ” mere chole bhature aayenge… ”
- Sarah Rehman
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai , ke jaise tujhko pakaya gaya hai mere liye
- Paavani Bishnoi
Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance aur naam ka khauf.. kabhi kam nahi hona chaiye
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Bade bade shehron me chote chote momos wale milte rehte hain Senorita
- Shalini Rajani
Us aakhiri wale golgappe ki keemat ( jo imly mein chupra hua hai aur dhaniya se lababab, jiske crunch se ek murda bhi jee uthe) tum kya jano mahesh babu
- Kavita Bagga
Inflated bill with service charge!! ….naheeeeeen!!!!
- Sarah Rehman
Aaj mere paas bread hai , pao hai aur calzone hai, tere paas kya hai….mere paas rajma hai
- Paavani Bishnoi
Dusro ke khane ke reviews aur restaurant main dusro ki plate ka khana sabko acha lagta hain ( shadi ke side effects)
- Paavani Bishnoi
No if no but….sirf gol gappe! ( joh bole so nihal)
- Avneet Singh
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk khao soey i love you
- Mukesh Katotra
Babuji ne kaha fried khana chhod do, sub ne kaha meetha chhodh do, paro ne kaha red meat chhodh do…..aaj tum keh rehe ho yeh chicken bhi chhodh do….eik din ayega jab woh kahega khana hi chhodh do…..
- Yogesh Manchanda
Yeh paet pyar karna nahi jaanta, jaanta hai to bhook rajmah chawal ki bhookh
- Sarah Rehman
Jao pehle uss aadmi ka sign leke aao jisne haleem pe biryani rakh di
- Paavani Bishnoi
Kahte hain accha khane ke liye neend ud jati hai, koi hume bhi kuch acche restaurant le jaye , sala neend bahut aati hai.
- Nakul Sharma
Jao pehle uss aadmi ka sign leke aao jisne hume aloo khareedna sikhaya tha, jao pehle uss aadmi ka sign leke aao jisne hume pyaaz kaatna sikhaya tha, jao pehle uss aadmi ka sign leke aao jisne hume masale banane sikhaya tha, uske baad…. uske baad jitna dum aloo bologe utna dum aloo khilaenge.
- Nalin Jha
Jo main khata hoon , woh main pachaata hoon….jo main nahi khata , woh main definitely bachaata hoon.
- Dee Ch
Itni achi cheez bhagwan ke liye chod doon. Kabhi nahin!
- Abhaya Bansal Ramgarhia
Ek chutki bhar chilly flakes ki keemat tum kya jaano
- Avneet Singh
Ek baar jo order kar dia fir toh mae apne paet ki bhi nahi sunta
- Rinku Singh
Jaise har coke cola nahi hoti….jaise har chana chola nahi hota.. vaise hi har masoom dekhne wala bhola nahi hota.
- Mukesh Katotra
Tum hi mera pagalpan ho
Tum hi mera junoon hoo
I love u m m m m mutton….
- Sarah Rehman
Bachpan se hi mujhe khane ka bohot shauk tha by god
- Piyalee Ghosh Mukherjee
Ek plate mutton biryani ki keemat tum kya jano ramesh babu
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Chinni Seth, ye mutton bachon ke khane ki cheez nahi hai, mirchi lage toh aansu aa jate hain
- Mukesh Katotra
Agar kisi dish ko puri shiddat se khana chaho…. toh puri kayanaat usse aapko khilane par majboor ho jaati hai
- Rinku Singh
Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die… arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav , tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?
- Paavani Bishnoi
Dost khana na khaye toh dukh hota hain, lekin tumhara hisse ka kha jaye toh bahut dukh hota hai ( 3 idiots)
- Priti Chandra
Arre o samba ….
Hauzkhas tak curry bhej na….
- Rinku Singh
Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife…..saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife.
- Paavani Bishnoi
Abbe khana na hua tumhara birbal ki khichdi hua, dus saal se ban hi raha hai!
- Sarah Rehman
Mere mann ko bhaya, main kutta kaat ke khaya
- Rinku Singh
Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife… saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Ye curryhaus voucher mujhe dede thakur
- Deepa Joshi
Ek anaar sau bimaar
- Paavani Bishnoi
Mussal dekha muscle! Masal ke chutney bana doonga! ( Andaz apna apna)
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Momos ke saath chutney zaruri hai Rahul , tum nahi samjhoge
- Paavani Bishnoi
Joh main khata hoon woh main khata hoon , aur joh main nahi khata hoon woh main pakka khata hoon
- Shahnaaz Khan
Hum sab rangmach ki kathputliyan hai, jinki dor upar wale ki ungliyon sei bandhi hai, kab kaun uthe koi nahi bata sakta, jaldi se mere bhai Prankster ka address bata.
- Nalin Jha
Mooli se darr nahi lagta sahab….gas se lagta hai
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Jinke ghar shishe ke hote hain, wo batti bujha kar katori chat te hain
- Paavani Bishnoi
Bade bade restaurants main aisi choti choti baatein jaise baal aur makhi khane main nikalne wali baatein hoti rahti hai
- Sanju Aneja
Tum gujarati log itne cute hote ho… par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai…..dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla….aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai
- Shilpa Gulati Kawatra
Pulao, rishte me toh hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai biryani!!
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